someone out there is eating the best pizza in their whole life and I think that’s beautiful
when you accidentally say internet Bowser instead of Browser
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One cup of bunny
be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes
Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.
Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.
Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.
"Please sir, no photos in the office
Even that baby like wow I’m close to Beyoncé
ive been saying “ill get off the computer in a sec” for the last 10 years