actionables:

someone out there is eating the best pizza in their whole life and I think that’s beautiful



mcnugget-monarch:

when you accidentally say internet Bowser instead of Browser 

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jesuschristvevo:

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furything:

One cup of bunny




rnessage:

be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes


veganbutt:

sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.
Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.


awwww-cute:

"Please sir, no photos in the office


me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
next day: *everything fucks up*

thickonce:

Even that baby like wow I’m close to Beyoncé


sunnyblu:

Pidgey 


spenceromg:

ive been saying “ill get off the computer in a sec” for the last 10 years


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