gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris


rumpelstiltskln:

Tiara and Austin learn how funny numbers can be


waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring

partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
me: okay
me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
me: no
partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
me: no
partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

You do not need pasta.
Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning  (via seabelle)




urbancatfitters:

if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”


turtwink:

yabba dabba done with ur shit

image


definited:

rihanna feel free to broke my phone 

definited:

rihanna feel free to broke my phone 


snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich


intertnet:

is there a scholarship for trying


passion:

started from the bottom and i was somehow able to get lower


playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 


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